The cat’s in the bag
This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]
I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to.
the Amy’s Baking Company rollercoaster ride does not stop
“Many of my movies have strong female leads–brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a saviour”
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
AND THEN YOU CAN STORE THEM!!!1
I NEEDED THIS
YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND
MY MOM HEARD THIS TRICK WHILE SHE WAS AT WORK ONE DAY
AND THE SECOND SHE GOT HOME SHE WAS LIKE “SOMEONE GET ME AN EGG AND A WATER BOTTLE I HAVE TO TRY THIS YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT” like holy shit she was so excited about it
so we got out an egg from the fridge and cracked it open into a bowl, and we all gathered around like it was some whacked out ceremony to watch her do this, and she was like “OHHHH OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THAT” like it was the final secret of the universe it was hilarious
are you ever so sad that you can actually feel your heart ache
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
I’m a Christian and I approve this message.