x-cupcakegeisha

apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

femifeisty:

emojchic:

Same

don’t watch the video tho bc its mostly just a bunch of teenagers hating on Nicki for twerking and wearing revealing clothes and one girl getting offended about the “skinny bitches” thing

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police start rushing the crowd, pulling out people to arrest.

September 28th

justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

beesmygod:

christ what an asshole

beesmygod:

christ what an asshole